Category Archives: Florida Watch!!!

Ok, so you know that we brought back Florida Watch!!! earlier today—and you ALSO know that more FW was promised, so …. Let’s get it on!!! As always, for those of you unfamiliar with the genius of this series, catch … Continue reading →

Ah, my lovely Get Down With MPP minions, it’s time for another edition of get Down With MPP’s Florida Watch!!! In case you’ve never enjoyed the spoils of Florida Watch, check out past entries: Florida Watch #1, FW#2, FW Special Report: The Ash … Continue reading →

MPP didn’t leave you high and dry, friends — we had some technical difficulties, but now we are back in action and stronger than ever. We figured, hey, what better way to win you back than you hit you upside … Continue reading →

I’m supposed to be giving Florida a break these days — after all, people DO have parties there. But a story came up this past week that, well, simply has me Florummoxed. It is video of West Palm Beach resident … Continue reading →

The guys on this show are always wicked dumb — what does that say about U.S. law enforcement capability? If you are a regular Get Down With MPP reader, you know that I watch a lot of shows that boast bad … Continue reading →

This guy was once hard core … white trash. During my lunch today, I sat down with an episode of investigation Discovery’s I Almost Got Away With It and was, as I often am, treated to a classic tale of Floridian … Continue reading →

Above, you see a pile of cremated ashes next to a pile of cocaine. The similarities between these two, in appearance, lie in the fact that they are both in piles. It ends there. Even if one has never seen … Continue reading →

State pride landed this genius a 2-5 clip in the clink. I remember where I was the moment I learned that there was a rapper named Flo Rida – I thought it was highly ignorant, but not surprising. People from awful … Continue reading →

This page represents a life-long passion of mine – studying and mocking the insane things that happen in the state of Florida. I have always been inspired by Adam Carolla’s disdain for Florida, as well as his game Germany or Florida? I have been … Continue reading →